Whoa. I’m actually POSTING?!

After several weeks of being a non-existent blogger, I would have liked to post something other than more funny pictures for Monday – like maybe Lia punking Cobalt. But these are pretty good anyway!

YES. This is my Oreo!

Oh holy cow. I’m not the only one who cleans like this? Except I have a clean laundry COUCH, not merely a basket…

You don’t even know how much I want this tree in my yard:

  

The expression on Diane Walker’s face was pretty much my expression when I saw this picture:

Artist: Emmy Cicierega

The first time I saw the “ERMAHGERD” meme, it killed me!

My kids used to look at me like this when they were babies. They still do, actually, but it’s not as cute. I’ll forever regret not getting a picture taken like this. But there’s always grandkids!

And finally. Oh holy cow, this girl’s too funny! But yeah, a few weeks ago I accidentally chewed on a spider egg sac, and this was my reaction!

Source: warrioronlydude

Okay, now that we got the silliness out of the way…I haven’t heard from many of my blogging friends in a while. What’s everyone up to? Any books finished? Started? Other writing milestones, such as requests, rejections, tears of joy, cries of frustration?

I spent the last three nights working graveyard to get re-acquainted at Denny’s. I needed to warm up a little, but in some ways it feels like I’ve never left, even though I haven’t worked there in over two years. The newer servers who didn’t know me from before had a crash-course introduction to my brand of unintentional insanity. I managed to launch a server tray over the food counter into the kitchen, nearly decapitating the cooks (I still don’t know how it happened). I got hot fudge in my hair two nights in a row, despite never making anything with hot fudge in it. I forgot to put the lid on the blender when making a strawberry milkshake and miraculously avoided getting shake on my person (but it got everywhere else)! And surprisingly, my foot held up pretty well (although I was limping like mad the first two nights), so I think it was a sprain rather than a break.

Now on either Wednesday or Thursday, I plan on getting back to the writing topic in my blog. You are all welcome to kick my butt if I drop off the face of the earth again!